Friday, June 20, 2008

yuh is a trini when.....

• Yuh get ‘licks’ with a guava whip.

• Yuh could name three kinds of mango.

• Yuh know how to scootch somebody.

• Yuh use to collect FRICO milk toys.

• Yuh know how to brakes a fall with a drink in yuh hand.

• Yuh could point with yuh mouth.

• Yuh could make chow with anything………anything!

• Yuh know how to storm a party.

• Yuh have a ‘jep ness’ in de gallery.

• Yuh get sting by de same ‘jep’ and try to kill the ‘jep’ with a broom and get sting again!

• Yuh drink anything with ice in it.

• Yuh EAT the ice when yuh finish the drink.

• Yuh eat doubles for breakfast on a Sunday morning or any morning.

• Yuh does bite up chicken bone then spit it out on the plate even if eating out.

• Yuh eat bread and condensed milk.

• Yuh does call any hot drink ‘tea’.

• Yuh does say “boy” at the start of a sentence.

• Yuh does say “man” at the end of the sentence. So the person grow up between de sentence ent?

• Yuh does get “vex” and not angry.

• Yuh does call any vaccination an “injection”.

• Yuh once own a bata or a 'flame' to go to school and coast them.

• “ENT” means yes, no, really, true etc.

• yuh mother does make de best sweetbread and pelau.

• Yuh father beat yuh for no reason. (abuse) and when yuh cry he ask “what yuh crying for?”

• Yuh shorten sentences by saying “whayuhsaying” and “whahappening”.

• Fellas, yuh flirt by having a foolish grin while raising yuh eyebrows.

• Yuh know what is de meaning of “dotish”

• Yuh own a cutlass.

• Yuh break biche at least once in yuh life.

• For you rain is a good excuse to miss school and work. Yuh could be living on a hill and somehow the place get flood out.

Yuh know what a macko is....

Yuh don't like when a macko minding yuh business but yet you guilty of mackoing...... dont lie! yuh know yuh fas!

Yuh guilty of saying at least one of these expressions on a daily basis: 'waaay boy', 'dread', 'for real', 'nah man', 'stop it nah', 'scene', 'yuh done know', 'daz my one', 'wham to she boy'

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